The BZZ

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Posted by Morticia at 12:10 AM

Morticia: Yadda yadda yadda, stuff stuff. Letters. Blah blah blah blah blah yadda yadda, more stuff. Things, stuff again me me me me me me more me. Stuff no one really cares about, more stuff. Yadda yadda yadda. Words and more words. Blah dee blah blah and junk. Hobbies hobbies. Blah blah blah window to my soul blah blah blah blah. Hibbadee gibbadee even more stuff about me. More words. Im a bit of a smart ass... I'm an incorrigible flirt. I've been told im a mix of Martha Stewart, June Cleaver and Betty Crocker all rolled up with a bit of Jenna Jamison and Christy Canyon. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness,or my passion for obsession. Just cause I'm big, Don't think I'm easy. I dont care if you lick windows, ride the short bus, screw farm animals or occasionally shit yourself......You hang in there sunshine. You're fuckin' special! This one time, i masturbated...and the WHOLE house shook. True story. ;) Someone once asked me "Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cock."

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